The story about the Samurai,

One day I was just minding my own business while I was drinking hot water and then someone decided to challenge me to who would be the samurai. So then I said to meet him outside he said 

‘’ W-what  it raining outside’’ 

I said nothing and just walked outside into the mist and rain so then Lance said 

‘’Oh oh I get it now I get it’’

So then he walked outside.

Lance looked outside but saw nothing he said

‘’ are you a scared y cat is that why you hiding’’

He said then he walked around the mist and he heard a little whoosh coming from behind he said 

‘’ are you still hiding’’

So then I dropped down and then I won so then I became the samurai.